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DEATH TO SHARING!

Rosalie de Rosset

“My name is Rosalie de Rosset,” she told the class. “Isn’t that a fabulously feminine name? Clearly, my parents filled out the birth certificate before they met me. I assure you, that is the only womanly thing about me…

“I have one rule for this class,” de Rosset continued without smiling, “If you use the word ‘share,’ I will fail you. On the spot. I don’t want to hear one woman stand up here telling us that you ‘wanna share a bit of your heart.’ If you do, you will get an ‘F’ in my class.” I looked around and saw many women, smiling broadly, shaking their heads. “I want you to preach. You’re not schoolgirls sharing your dolls. You have a voice. You have something to say. And I want you to proclaim it.”

(“Preaching Lessons at a Fundamentalist Bible School,” by Carol Howard Merritt, Christian Century, Dec. 8, 2012)

MEETING JOHN PIPER…IN MY PAJAMAS!

Where did you first meet John Piper?

Outside my apartment door at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School in 1992.

How did you run into him?

He was retuning a chair he borrowed from some of our neighbors who were gone.

What time was it?

About nine in the morning.

What was Piper like?

Friendly and full of energy.  “Bouncy” probably captures it pretty well.

What were you like?

Tired and quickly in disbelief to run into him that way.

What was Piper wearing?

Nice, casual clothes.

What were you wearing?

My favorite pajamas.