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As recently as 2004, the official court reporter identifies the justices&#8217; remarks, questions, and comments; using the notation &#8220;(laughter),&#8221; it also notes any justice-induced jocularity. After mining the transcripts from the 2004-2005 session, Boston University law Prof. Jay Wexler determined that Scalia was the funniest justice by a landslide, &#8220;instigating 77 laughing episodes.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Source:<\/strong>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usnews.com\/news\/national\/articles\/2007\/10\/02\/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-justice-antonin-scalia\">http:\/\/www.usnews.com\/news\/national\/articles\/2007\/10\/02\/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-justice-antonin-scalia<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It can be scientifically proved that, at least while they&#8217;re listening to cases, Scalia is the funniest of the justices. As recently as 2004, the official court reporter identifies the justices&#8217; remarks, questions, and comments; using the notation &#8220;(laughter),&#8221; it also notes any justice-induced jocularity. 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